September 26, 2008 / Posted by:

Brit Brit’s new song “Womanizer” is here. I know. Couldn’t you just poop? I’m sure you’ve already listened to it 10,000 times, made it your ring tone, choreographed your own dance to it and learned how to play it on your kazoo.

I’m not really addicted to this shit, but I think that’s just my subconscious preparing me for the millions upon millions of times I’m going to be forced to listen to this song. I’m going to hear it blasting from a Toyota Tercel while I walk down the street. I’m going to hear it when I’m buying laxatives at Rite-Aid. EVERYWHERE.

While listening to the song, picture Brit Brit dancing around with Chester Cheetah like Paula Abdul and MC Skat Kat. I can totally imagine Brit Brit chasing Chester around, catching him “womanizing” on her with the Utz Girl and Little Debbie. Those two are SLUTS. “Don’t you be woominizin’ on me, Chestah!

Click here if you can’t listen to the shit above

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