As expected, Kanye West will not face felony charges for getting all bitchy with a pap at LAX. Kanye’s assistant friend will also not be charged with a felony even though he busted up thousands of dollars worth of camera equipment. TMZ reports that the City Attorney’s office is deciding whether or not they will file misdemeanor charges.
That’s fine and everything, but I’m still waiting for one of Kanye’s manic blog rants on this subject. I’ve been doing my eyeball exercises to prepare for all the CAPS and exclamation points I was expecting him to use. He has disappointed me. I’m hoping he’s planning something epic to make up for it.
In the meantime, watch this porny video he posted on his blog a few days ago. It might be a little NSFWish, but it does have cartoons in it. If your boss asks you what the fuck you’re watching, just tell them there’s cartoons in it, which means it’s G-rated and okay for office viewing.