Reese Witherspoon Hates Vince Vaughn
Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon didn’t exactly become best girlfriends after shooting “Four Christmas” together. Would you expect them to? Reese is a frigid prude who never curses and Vince Vaughn is a big ball of grossness who probably farts in his hand and smells it on a regular basis.
Reese and Vince will reunite for the movie’s promo tour and she’s not looking forward to it. A friend of Reese’s told OK! that she thinks Vince is the “biggest child she’s ever met.” That means a lot coming from her, because I’m sure Jakey Poo has his own all-pink playroom in her house where he stores all his Barbies and My Little Ponies.
The friend went on to say: “Promoting a movie involves long hours, and she’ll have to spend a lot of time with someone who gets under her skin. Reese is professional — she’ll grit her teeth, fake a smile and pose for pictures — but she’s not looking forward to it.”
Riddle me this, doesn’t Reese always grit her teeth, fake a smile and pose for pictures? The friend forgot to say that she’ll clench her vagina too. Bitch is so uptight! It probably takes her a few hours to shit, because she just can’t release her ass lips. Reese just needs to smoke a bowl and relax! When Vince does something nasty like rub his boogers on her forehead, she should laugh it off and wet queef in his drink.