HoHan Is Scared Of Daddy

September 26, 2008 / Posted by:

HoHan’s war of words with her deranged daddy has gotten so bad that she feels she needs to take out an order of protection against him. According to Page Six, HoHan is afraid Michael Lohan is going to do something to her. A source said: “He’s behaving so erratically that she’s terrified he’ll do something to her. She’s contacted her lawyer to arrange this.

Michael Lohan is all fucking talk. If HoHan is so afraid of his psychotic ass, she should just wear a necklace of anal dildos. He won’t get near that dark-sided shit. On second thought, he was in jail……

The source claims White Oprah and her 45-year-old daughter Ali also have an order of protection against him.

White Oprah has been so quiet during all of this nonsense. It’s not right. I bet you she’s behind all of this! I won’t be surprised if we find out that Michael Lohan has been locked up in the basement while White Oprah gleefully sends out batshit crazy e-mails as him.

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