Gold Digging Hero Of The Day

September 26, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Calling all gold diggers of the world! Please take a moment to clap for Sunny Titts (aka Sunshine Tutt) this morning for a job well done! Sunny was only married to Mango for 59 days, but she’s skipping off with at least $100,000!

TMZ reports that according to the prenup Sunny should have only gotten around $10k. After negotiations, Mango decided to give her a low-six-figure sum.

Sunny’s lawyer said: “My client is very relieved that she can leave this two month marriage with some resources that will allow her to rebuild her life.”

Not bad for a 3-month job! But this makes me wonder what kind of fucked up shit Sunny has on Mango? She probably caught his pit in another man’s fruit basket.

Can you catch a falling star without burning your hand? Can you put the sky in your mouth? Can you say to a rainbow… “Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second“? No, but she can take 100 grand from you. HAHAHAHA!

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