Zahara To Us: “What Are You Looking At?!”

September 25, 2008 / Posted by:

While going through these pictures of Zahara and her man servant shopping in Paris, I kept feeling like I had something in my teeth, a booger in my nose or perhaps I was just staring at her too closely. Zahara looked through my screen and stared me down. She obviously wasn’t pleased, so I quickly just looked away before she got even more pissed. I’m not going to compete with her. She could beat my ass with her eyes alone. Ty Ty can’t even do that.

The holy Brangelina family left France earlier this week and is now blessing Germany with their presence. The new Church of Brangelina is a 30,000 square-foot villa on Wannsee Lake and comes equipped with 14 bodyguards and a private chef. They are expected to stay there for 3 months while Brad Pitt films Quentin Tarantino’s Inglorious Bastards.”

30,000 square-feet? It probably takes those kids weeks to finish a game of “Hide and Seek.” They have to bring water, granola bars and a flare gun with them. And 12 of the 14 guards are in charge of carrying around the kids, because if they walk more than 50 steps a day, the world’s axis shifts.

Here’s more of Princess Zahara and her lackey buying toys and whatever else she wants. I also threw in some pictures of Brad looking like a ripe banana while shooting a Japanese commercial in France.

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