The Ray-Ban (And Now Flannel) Twins Go To Disneyland

September 25, 2008 / Posted by:

This is what happens when you bump fuglies with the same bitch for a long time. You start dressing like them! HoHan and her labia lickin’ lady friend went to the unhappiest place on earth yesterday wearing pretty much the same shit. Ray-Bans? CHECK! Lezzie Club shirts? CHECK! Skinny jeans? CHECK!

And yes, I said the “unhappiest” place on earth. Whenever I go to Disneyland, I always think that rainbows are going to fly out of my ass because of how happy being there will make me. The opposite usually happens. I get all angry after paying $6 for a sodie pop and I usually always get into a fight with some stupid bitch who is talking way too loud in line. I’m sorry, but while I’m waiting ten hours for a 10-second ride, I don’t want to hear about some whore’s life. That’s why whispering was invented. Yes, I have major issues. We already know this. Just file this shit in the “MK IS A BITCHY BITTER HOMO” folder and then go make me a hot chocolate.

Here’s more of the hipster scissor sisters acting all gayelley at Disneyland. It’s funny that SamRo is wearing a Jack Skeletor hat, because they have the same body.

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