Natalie Portman And The Beard Are Over

September 25, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Natalie Portman is without a bushy beard this morning, because she has reportedly canceled her relationship with silent-movie actress Devendra Banhart. No, he’s a musician, but his name was meant for a different era.

Some bitch who is close to Devendra told InTouch: “Yes, they have broken up. Natalie and Devendra will remain friends but need some space and time away.”

The two 27-year-olds starting dating in March after meeting on the set of his video. Natalie even moved to Los Angeles from NYC to be with him full-time.

Natalie probably just couldn’t handle the beard. It takes a special bitch to deal with a facial pubic bush. If the dude doesn’t condition or brush it properly, your face and thighs could end up looking like they were exfoliated with sand paper after a sexy times session.

Tags: Drunks, Natalie Portman, Splits

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