It Was Dubya And The Wind
September 25, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Watching SamRo dive into HoHan’s crotch would have been more exciting than David Blaine’s lame “Dive of Death” last night. TMZ caught up with the royal doofus and asked him what the hell happened. Instead of saying, “I’m a dick bag. I fail at magic,” he blamed Dubya’s speech on TV last night and the wind. Dubya is to blame for a lot of shit, but David should have come up with a better excuse. He should just have just pulled an Asshole Simpson and blamed his acid reflux.
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