The Fertile Waters Of Kununurra

September 24, 2008 / Posted by:

If you’re in a rush to get knocked up, quickly head on over to the Australian town of Kununurra and dip your vagina in their waterfalls. You will be pregnant before you can say “botox.” In an interview with Australian Women’s Weekly (via AP), Nicole Kidman says swimming in the waterfalls of Kununurra might have had something to do with her unexpected pregnancy.

Nicky was in Kununurra to shoot the movie “Australia.” She said six other women who also swam in the waters also got pregnant. “I never thought that I would get pregnant and give birth to a child, but it happened on this movie. Seven babies were conceived out of this film and only one was a boy. There is something up there in the Kununurra water because we all went swimming in the waterfalls, so we can call it the fertility waters now.

She went on to say that right after she put her ice cold vagina into the waterfalls, a friendly stork with a silly hat flew by and dropped Sunday Rose into her loving arms. A dozen fish jumped out of the water holding a bassinet made of crystals and silk. Then a magical mermaid touched Nicole’s forehead melting away all the wrinkles. The rest is history….

Seriously. Nicole should be thanking Serta for her pillow baby.

Nicole went on to talk about her fairytale pregnancy. “I’m so lucky I’m so tall, so I carried small and also, I have to say, I had a birth that I was blessed with, a labor that was very good and a baby that was very good to me in that regard. To be given this again is a beautiful thing. To have raised Bella and Connor since I was 25 and now to be able to do it again at 41 … wow!”

Cut to Nicole’s baby oven screaming, “Bitch, please!

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