“American Psycho,” the book by Breat Easton Ellis about a 1980s Wall Street banker who loves to murder, is being turned into a big Broadway musical. Fun for the whole family!
The bitches producing it said now is the best time to put song into Patrick Bateman’s murdering heart, because of what’s happening on Wall Street. They are currently looking for hos to write the songs and book. No timeline has been set.
Obviously, Christian Bale is the only one who can play Patrick Bateman. He was in “Newsies,” so he can sing and dance! “American Psycho” is kind of like “Newsies,” but with more blood, nail guns, Huey Lewis and rats.
Speaking of rats, I can’t wait for the musical’s Act 2 opener featuring an interpretive dance between a woman, her vagina, a hungry rat and a chainsaw. Consider yourself lucky if you have no idea what I’m talking about.