Nick Hogan, the dough boy with roid brains, will be released back into the wild on October 21st, three months earlier than expected. Nick was sentenced to eight-months in jail for the car accident that put his friend John Graziano in a vegetative state.
A jail official told People that Nick’s early release follows standard procedures. The jail official said: “They automatically get credits towards early release, and if they don’t do anything bad while they’re here, they get to use the credits.”
Nick’s brother Brooke said she’s looking forward to her brother getting out of the clink. “I‘m not sure where he’ll live. I think he’s going to do his own thing.” Yeah, she really sounds like her balls are dripping with happiness.
It’s no surprise that Nick’s getting out early. I’m already rolling my eyes and dry heaving at all the TV interviews, phony PSAs, magazine shoots, reality shows and straight-up fuckery that will follow after his release.