Kirk Cameron Will Never Kiss Another Woman, Even If The Script Calls For It

The dude who played Mike Seaver on “Growing Pains” has a new movie out about firemen or something like that. The Christian evangelist stopped by “Today” to talk to batshit crazy Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb about the movie and he mentioned that he refused to do a kissing scene with the actress who played his wife.

He said: “I have a commitment not to kiss any other woman.”

The director came up with a way to keep the scene without Kirk’s lips touching another ho’s lips. They dressed Kirk’s real wife, Chelsea Noble, as the female character and shot the whole thing in silhouette.

Kirk went on to say: “So when I’m kissing my wife, we’re actually husband and wife honoring marriage behind the scenes.”

Hmm…I think Tommy Girl has a similar clause in his contract. He doesn’t like kissing women, because it makes him feel icky in the private areas. You know that scene of him making out with Nicole Kidman in “Eyes Wide Shut“? That scene was only completed thanks to the help of CGI magic and John Travolta in a yarn wig.