You’re probably sitting at your desk and enjoying a delicious frozen ice creamtreat, but did you know that you’re slowly poisoning yourself by ingesting all that cow milk?! And you’re also forcing our cow friends to get knocked up every nine months. Well, that’s what Peta claims anyway. They sent off a letter to Ben & Jerry’s asking them to stop using cow milk and to use breast milk instead. They got the ingenious idea from a restaurant in Switzerland who is using titty leche in their soups, stews and sauces.
Unfortunately, Ben & Jerry’s isn’t taking their advice. They issued this response to Peta: “We applaud PETA’s novel approach to bringing attention to an issue, but we believe a mother’s milk is best used for her child.”
Maybe Peta should give it a second thought. Think of all the money they would save! I mean, they could ask Aretha Franklin to get pregnant only once. She would squirt out enough titty juice to last the rest of our days.
I also think Ben & Jerry’s should take it a step further and think about the defenseless cherries and cocoa beans they are harming. They didn’t ask to be eaten for our enjoyment! Ben & Jerry’s can still make flavors like Cherry Garcia, Chocolate Fudge Brownie, Sweet Cream & Cookies and Bananas on the Rum using substances our bodies naturally produce. Use your nasty imagination. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a date with my toilet.