Hot Slut Of The Week: Abandoned Couch

September 24, 2008 / Posted by:

Birthday: ?
Age: Old
Birth Name: Levitz Model #AF7879324

Original Date of HS of the Day: September 15, 2008
Claim to Fame: This weepy abandonded couch was about to end it all on the streets of North Hollywood, CA when it saw a car careening out of control, so it stuck out its cushion and saved it! A hero in every sense of the word.

Where is it now? Working on a reality show, tell-all and furniture line. It was also seen “canoodling” with one of the Olsen trolls.

Why is it HS of the Week? Because the skanks have spoken!

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