Cynthia’s Tongue Can’t Take The Heat

September 24, 2008 / Posted by:

Pinch with me with a nipple clamp! I think I’m dreaming. What are the chances we would get not one, but TWO Rojo Caliente sightings in less than a week?! The gayelle gods are shining down on us. If we see her a third time this week, I will give up the peen forever and become a full-fledged butchie who eats coochie for breakfast, lunch, dinner and all three snacks. I love you Rojo, but please stay inside the rest of the week and shut your shades. My no-no hole depends on this.

The rare Rojo sighting took place outside of a Rite-Aid in Venice, CA two days ago. I know you’re assuming Mrs. Caliente is making “sicky icky poo” face, but she’s not. This is what happened. When they were inside Rite-Aid, Cynthia, like she always does, got the intense urge to lick on Rojo’s flaming carrot muffin. Cynthia’s craving was so intense that she forgot to protect her tongue and she suffered the consequences! She’s trying to stop the burning! I know it sounds like a stretch, but that’s the gayelle’s honest truth! If you can’t stand the heat, don’t eat Rojo’s pussy.

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