Rumors have been going around that Hugh Hefner’s three slutty bunnies are ready to bust out of the mansion. Holly is reportedly fucking Criss Angel. Barf. Kendra is reportedly engaged to football player Hank Baskett. Okay. And Bridget….well….who cares about that one! Hugh addressed all the rumors with E!’s Marc Malkin.
Hef said that he’s still with all three girls and Holly is not dating Criss Angel. He said, “Holly shares my bed on a nightly basis.”
He did admit that the relationship he has with the girls is “in transition.” “Are there going to be changes in the relationships, I’m sure there are going to be. I think that in the future, the girls are going to, in time, be dating others and moving out of the mansion, and when that happens we will not be keeping it a secret.” Translation: Hef’s shopping around for younger models.
I believe that Kendra and Bridget are solely there for the show and nothing more. Holly is another story. In her Stepford mind, she believes that Hef is going to marry her and give her many babies with old man faces.
Think of all the times Holly woke up with piss on her leg and Hef’s drool on her weave. Or all the hours she spent sucking on his drowsy turtle head. What does she have to show for it?! She needs to pack up her bag of stupid costumes and find a new sugar daddy. She gets a FAIL in the art of gold digging. Put her in the back of the bus with Sarah Larson!