Oh, The Sun!

What in The Sims hell is this fuckery?! The Sun has published these two pictures of Brit Brit and claim the label is using them to promote her first single “Womanizer.” I am 99.999999% sure this shit was fan made. If I’m wrong, you can force feed me a bowl of wet Cheetos and Kool-Aid crust.

The Sun writes:

Britney’s bosses are using these shots to promote her comeback single Womaniser, though they’ve been more successful at promoting the wonders of computer wizardry.

Dressed in sexy leather dominatrix gear and holding a whip, the singer is pictured leaning over a scantily-clad hunk.

I’ve seen Cheeto puffs that are thicker than Brit Brit’s ankles in these pictures. She looks like a Ty Ty Banks and Claudia Schiffer hybrid. I pray to the Frapp gods that these are real! As the kids say, they bring the LULZ. That was hard to type.

In other Cheeto news, Brit Brit’s single was supposed to come out yesterday, but the label has pushed it back a week for more “tweaking.” It will be released on September 29th. If you can’t wait that long, just listen to the robotic voice on your answer machine that tells you how many messages you have. Brit’s single is probably going to sound something like that.

UPDATE: According to Breathe Heavy, this shit is definitely fan made using old Brit Brit photos. Oh well. I might eat a bowl of wet Cheetos and Kool Aid crust anyway.