Naomi Clark Better Step It Up

The CW has picked up “90210” for a full season. Yay. More episodes filled with snoozy plots, not enough Brenda Walsh and broke ass acting skills. Why am I watching this again? Oh, right. I’m watching it because I can’t let go of Brenda Walsh. I’m hoping the day finally comes when Brenda takes her revenge on that dumbskankwhore Kelly Taylor. I also watch because I feel Naomi Clark, the resident rich bitch, has potential. But when are the writers going to finally bring out the uber cunt that lives inside her?

She slapped a dude once and she visited her daddy’s mistress. Big deal! When is she going to have a coke overdose? When is going to fake a pregnancy to keep her man? When is she going to lace her daddy’s condoms with liquid acid, so that his whore’s vagina falls off. All she does is make queef faces and whine!

I will say that the scenes she has with her crazy-eyed mother are pretty entertaining. I mean, are they even in the same room when their scenes are filmed? It’s like their acting opposite a warped piece of wood. Well, they kind of are. Whenever I watch a horrifically acted scene between Naomi and her buggy-eyed mother, I have to quickly switch to “The Hills” to fill my soul with a little bit of substance. Seriously, they make Heidi and Audrina look like Tallulah Bankhead and Bette Davis!

Source: E! Online