Meg Ryan Isn’t The Only One Who Cheated

September 23, 2008 / Posted by:

When Meg Ryan’s marriage to Dennis Quaid ended in 2000, everyone figured it had to do with her fucking Russell Crowe without permission. Meg confirms to InStyle (via UsWeekly) that she wasn’t the only one participating in dishonest fucking. Haven’t we heard this before? Oh well, let’s hear it again!

Meg was somehow able to open up her lips and say: “Dennis was not faithful to me for a very long time, and that was very painful. I found out more about that after I was divorced.

She went on to say that Russell had nothing to do with her marriage going down the toilet. ““I think he took a big hit. But Russell didn’t break up the marriage. He was definitely there at the end, but it wasn’t his fault. I was a mess. I hurt him too at the end. I couldn’t be in another long relationship, it wasn’t the time for that. So I got out.”

My time as a scarlet woman was really interesting. As painful as it was, it was also incredible liberating. Now I was utterly free. I didn’t have to care about what people thought.”

She’s right. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, being a moral-free slut is the only way to go. Your genitals will thank you for it.

And Meg, we get it. Dennis’ wandering peen caused you great pain. Stop talking about it. Instead, explain to us why your face looks like a rubber glove filled with KY. After you answer that, tell us why the edges of your mouth look like they are being pulled by fish hooks.

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