Jenna Jameson has confirmed that she’s pregnant with twins. Yawn. Who isn’t knocked up with two babies nowadays? Bitch needed to tell us she was holding 8 babies in there for me to be slightly amused. And yes, she can hold 8 babies in her bony body. They can all chill out in her vagina cave. Shit. We can all chill out in there and play a game of dodgeball while watching the acrobats of Cirque du Soleil perform above us.
Anybigvaggy, Jenna announced the lovely news on her MySpace. Let me sum it up for you:
Yes everyone, I can officially confirm that Tito and I are expecting twins! I had my second ultrasound today and was greeted by two big healthy babies with pounding hearts. I can’t even express the extreme serenity that came over me once I saw my children inside me. It has been my dream to have children for an exremely long time, and I truly feel like finally… the time is right and god has blessed me. I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive.
I have officially gained 7 pounds so far, and am planning on a lot more. I crave fruit by the gallon… ornages and pineapple are at the top of my list. Cereal at 3 am suits me every night!
Is it just me or did you feel like you needed a hot bath in bleach after reading that? It might be my gutter tramp mind.
Congrats to Porn Mommy and Baby Huey! If she doesn’t name them Dildo and Ducky, I’m going to be very disappointed.