Coming Out On Loveline

I always knew the radio show Loveline was like a bit cup of truth serum! Dr. Drew always makes bitches cum clean. Although, he wasn’t there when SamRo called in, but that doesn’t matter! He was there in spirit!

SamRo called into the show to talk to Stryker about the Travis Barker and DJ AM plane crash. They chat for a while and then SamRo’s hands the phone over to her partner in pussy HoHan.

They talk for a bit and then Stryker asks her: “Now, you and Samantha have been going out for how long now? Two years? One year? Five months? Two months?” HoHan kind of laughs and then says: “A very long time.” Stryker tells her that they make a lovely couple and HoHan thanks him.

Slap me twice with a strap-on and feed me a dental dam! I am SHOCKED! I thought they were just girlfriends who went shopping and talked about boys together? You mean to tell me that they are giving each other moustaches and squirting in each other’s faces?! You know SamRo is a squirter. Her facial expressions tell me this.

On a serious note, I kind of like the fact that SamRo and HoHan aren’t shouting from the roof top of Home Depot that they are bumping pussies. It is more than obvious that they are lezzzzzzbian loooovers, but at least they aren’t announcing it on the cover of a magazine. Right? Oh, what am I saying? They are still attention whores! White Oprah must be crying fake tan tears at the thought of how much money she’s losing from her daughter not coming out on the cover of a magazine for millions of dollars!

And I can’t wait what Michael Lohan is going to say about this. Expect the words “Jesus,” “Hell,” “blasphemy,” and “degenerates” to be used at least three times each in his statement.

Below is the clip of SamRo and HoHan being lesbionic on the radio. Skip to around the 6:40 mark.