Blaaake Wants To Stay In The Chokey

September 23, 2008 / Posted by:

The Crackie of Camden’s puss-filled wart of a husband, Blaaaaake Fielder-Civil, doesn’t seem very interested in ever leaving prison. He already turned down an offer to get out early if he lived with his mother instead of Wino. Blaaaake has rejected a second proposal. Prison officials told him that they would cut his sentence by two months if he agreed to go to rehab. Blaaake said “fuck no.”

One of Wino’s friends blabbed to The Sun: “This will be another blow for her. Blake could have gone to rehab and sorted himself out but would rather see out his sentence in prison.”

And how will Wino handle this “blow.” With plenty of blow, of course! Sorry. That was too obvious. It was just laying there, waiting for me to give it some attention.

The friend went on to say: “All he wants is a free reign when he leaves, which means living with Amy back in Camden. But if he is turning down these chances to leave jail and get clean, it doesn’t bode well for him and Amy when he finally does get out.”

Let’s crawl inside the mind of a crackhead for a quick minute. First of all, it smells like burnt lightbulbs. Second of all, why would you want to leave prison? There’s plenty of butt sex, butterscotch pudding and CRACK! What more could a crackhead want?

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >