When did Chris Klein become the creepy man on the block your parents warned you never to talk to? The man that would always buy lemonade from your stand and ask you if you like watching R-rated movies. Chris is almost as creepy looking as Katie Holmes. Almost.
There was a time when Chris was semi-hot, right? Now he just looks like he lives in his grandmother’s basement and surrounds himself with his massive porcelain doll collection. He’s freaking me out the way he’s staring into the camera and through my soul. He’s heavy petting me with his eyes. Gross. I bet he uses Purell as lube, because he’s majorly OCD about germs.
That being said, I’d hit it on a puddle of instant hand sanitizer. Well, he looks like he’s majorly freaky in the sheets.