HoHan doesn’t need to worry about photographers getting pictures of her flappy honey ham crotch curtains anymore, because SamRo is there to shield their cameras. That’s what butch girlfriends are for. And while she’s down there, she might as well as tongue flick on HoHan’s matchstick.
The back alleyway version of Rojo Caliente and Cynthia Nixon cuddled for the cameras at TV Guide’s after-Emmy party in Los Angeles last night. HoHan looks like a New Jersey morning-shift stripper desperately trying to look extra classy for a family wedding, but I can forgive her. She topped the look off with a baby dyke and that is the must-have accessory of the year.
I just wish SamRo would stop making those Guido douche faces! It looks like she’s queefing and farting at the same time. It’s not hot. She obviously wants to be on Hot Chicks with Douchebags AGAIN!