Morning Wood

September 22, 2008 / Posted by:

Did Doogie’s dude just suck on a lemon? Wait. I bet Doogie’s peen tastes like Lemon Drops. – A Socialite’s Life

Hole in the Wall” gets a huge STD injection – SOW

Eminem is working on a new album – ICYDK

David Duchovny asks Russell Brand for sex advice – Holy Moly!

Kelly Osbourne will write a tell-all. – I’m Not Obsessed

Dane Cook’s new movie is a piece of shit. No surprise there! – Mollygood

HoHan wants to move into NYC’s Dakota building. It’s nice to dream. – Celebitchy

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