Miley Cyrus Belongs To Mickey Mouse And She Knows It

September 22, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

When the whores at Disney heard the rumor that Miley and Billy Ray wanted out of the “Hannah Montana” show, they probably sent Goofy, Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck to take care of those hillbillies and set them straight. Because Miley issued a statement today claiming she will stay on the show.

Disney’s biggest cash cow said: “I am fully committed to Hannah Montana. It’s what gave me this amazing opportunity to reach out to so many people. I couldn’t do it alone. We have an amazing cast that is so supportive, including my dad who has been there for me every step of the way.”

That’s right. Homegirl knows who’s putting supper on the table: MICKEY FUCKING MOUSE. Mickey probably told Miley, “Billy Ray ain’t your father. I AM! I’m your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!”

Here’s Mickey Mouse’s slave with her gay boyfriend and her crazy-eyed mommy last night.

Tags: Ed Westwick, Miley Cyrus, Prostitots

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