Fighting Over The Mac Dude

When you find yourself fighting over The Mac Dude, it’s time to roll up your genitals and call it a day. That’s what Drew Barrymore and Kiki Dunst need to do. Some nosy ho told OK! Magazine that the two were bitchy towards each other backstage at SNL and also at the after-party. Drew used to do gross things with Justin Long and Kiki recently did nasty things with him. Kiki denies it but we know she’s a lying sack of unsifted flour.

Drew was at SNL to watch her friend Pizza Face Diaz in one of the skits. Kiki was there to support her Spider-Man co-star James Franco, who hosted the show A source said: “Drew and Kirsten had a really awkward run-in. James had to deflect the situation by making a joke and walking away with Kirsten while Drew then fumed about it to Cameron.” Did James make a joke about wanting to lick the foundation off of Zac Efron’s taint, because that’s not a joke.

At the after-party, the tension between Drew and Kiki was still there. The nosy ho said: “Both Drew and Kirsten were there. But Kirsten didn’t want to be near her, so they stayed far away from each other the entire night.”

Damn. These two are both boring ass faces. Stay away from each other? Doesn’t Drew know that when you’re in the same room as your ex-boyfriend’s current eff buddy, you’re supposed to call her a cunt and then pour a pitcher of beer over her head. That’s standard practice.

Here’s more of Kiki’s uncooked flapjack face and Drew Barrymore on Saturday night. There were a few other scraggly celebrities there including Juno and Chace Crawford from “Gossip Girl.” Drew ended up leaving with Chace. That’s right, Drew. Forget your troubles with a little lesbionic action.