Dreamy Doesn’t Beg!

September 22, 2008 / Posted by:

Kate Moss and her Count Von Count-looking boyfriend, Jamie Hince, have broken up and this time it’s forever. That’s what some bitch tells The Sun anyway. A source said they split last Monday after some big fight. I’m guessing their body parasites just weren’t getting along. Or maybe Jamie got sick of getting his lip caught on Kate’s snagtooth when they kissed.

Now that Kate is single and ready to jingle, Dreamboat Doherty has apparently been begging her to take him back. One of Dreamy’s friends told The Mirror: “Pete is pretty single-minded about it. He is desperate for her to give him another chance. He’s spent most of the time in his Marlborough cottage trying to figure out a way to persuade Kate to take him back. He believes Kate is ‘the one’ and won’t give up the idea of reuniting.”

The friend said that Kate isn’t even entertaining the idea of getting back together with Dreamy. She’s still heartbroken about her break-up. I’m sure she can’t even look at a box of Count Chocula without bursting into cokey tears.

This story is so full of LIES! Stick this story to a polygraph-machine and see for yourself! There’s no way Dreamy is begging Kate back. It’s the other way around! She probably spends all night banging on his shanty house door, hoping he will take her into his pasty crack arms and slobber heroin phlegm all over her hag face! It’s not going to happen! Dreamy doesn’t beg anyone for anything. Well, maybe his drug dealer, but that doesn’t count.

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