This morning in NYC’s Central Park, David Blaine was hung six stories in the air for his latest and stupidest stunt. David will hang upside down for the next 60 hours straight. When the 60 hours are up, he will do something called a “death dive” to the ground. This is the first and last time you will ever see the words “David Blaine and hung” in the same sentence.
Doctors tell ABC News that David’s head won’t pop off his body (rats!), but he could have a stroke or go blind. David is hooked up to a catheter for all his needs. Please let that catheter explode all over his face.
I say we get a group together, go down to Central Park and take throwing rocks at the douche pinata. You know what? Eff that. I’m sure he’s only stuffed with dirty douche water and butt pebbles.
Here’s David with Kelly Ripa in Central Park this morning. Kelly’s crotch is definitely going through some messed up shit in these pictures.