Dear Jamie Lynn, Please Get Yourself A Photo Printer

September 22, 2008 / Posted by:

A federal porn investigation has been launched after a picture of Jamie Lynn Spears breast feeding was stolen. Ewww. First of all, if you’re at all interested in seeing a picture of JL feeding her baby, then do us all a favor and go to your nearest free clinic. Ask them about their complimentary psychiatry services. All you have to do is tell them that you really want to see a picture of 17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears’ post-pregnancy titty squirting out Kool-Aid and leche. They will immediately escort you to a back room and we won’t hear from you for a few months, but it will be for the best.

According to TMZ, Casey Aldridge took several pictures with his digital camera of Jamie Lynn with her baby. One picture showed Jamie Lynn breast feeding with her left chichi out in the open. Casey, who has chitterlings for brains, took the memory card down to their local WA-MA (aka Wal-Mart) for copies. Someone at WA-MA made extra copies and then tried to sell them.

JL is a minor, so the bitches buying and selling the pictures of her exposed breast could find themselves in federal prison for violating federal porn laws.

Federal and local authorities are trying to find the person who stole the pictures. Brit Brit’s lawyers also considering going after WA-MA.

Instead of going to WA-MA to get copies of JL’s titty, Casey should also go to the free clinic for a fucking brain transplant. Of course bitches are going to steal the pictures and try to sell them. Shit. Lynne Spears is probably behind this! Anything for an extra buck.

And I really should consider getting a part-time job at a photo processing place. They see the best and most fucked-up shit!


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