The Queen Of The Emmys

Like cutlets to a flame…. It’s our very own international supermodel and “Hot Babe of the Year” Phoebe Price at the Emmy Awards this afternoon. PP is nominated for Most Glamorous Member of the Poultry Family in a Paparazzi Video. She’s totally going to win.

It looks like the Frederick’s of Hollywood outlet store had a red light special! I’m joking! I’m sure PP’s stunning dress was made by herself on the floor of her living room using an old Butterick dress pattern and a sewing machine she borrowed from her elderly neighbor. I’m joking again! I shouldn’t be so jokey when it comes to Chicken Cutlets. She’s serious business. But I do think my slutty aunt who got vagina rejuvenation surgery did have curtains like that in her boudoir. She said the red lace curtains made her feel like a real sensual woman.

PP is playing it smart by wearing red panties under red lace. Just in case PP’s copper wire bouquet should peek out, we won’t even notice! The fire bush matches its covers!

Here’s more of the sexiest seat filler in the business at the Emmys looking like she’s on her way to audition for the sequel to “Staying Alive” called “Staying Aliver.” And that’s PP’s mother/agent/manager/assistant/cutlet handler/publicist behind her.