The Audacity!

September 21, 2008 / Posted by:

No, Mischa Barton is not wearing a headband designed by the one and only international supermodel Phoebe Price. Strike one. She’s wearing a headband she designed herself. STRIKE INFINITY! Didn’t Mischa get the memo that there could only be one mega celebrity (ha) headband designer and that spot has already been filled by Chicken Cutlets!

Out of all the things there are to design, she chooses headbands?! That is a major slap to PP’s cutlets! Hmmm…slapped cutlets. I think I’m having chicken paillard for dinner.

Anypoultry, couldn’t Mischa design cellulite jewels or saggy titty pasties? Anything but headbands!

AND! She even used a Sharpie on the wrong part of her face. You use the Sharpie on your eyebrows, not around your eyes! I swear. Mischa needs to go take a nap. She might as well. She’s already wearing a nightgown.

Here’s Mischa and her craft project headband at the Gift of Life Charity Ball in London last night.

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