Sexy Sneakers Alert!

September 21, 2008 / Posted by:

Tommy Girl bounced around NYC yesterday in some truly sexy platform sneakers while Vanessa Hudgens’ “Sneakernight” played in his head. “Oh, put your sneakers on! Oh, let’s go all night long!”

Tommy looks like a middle-aged horny nurse off the night-shift and ready to get her pussy tended to. I’m probably not far off with my assumptions. For real though, when is Tommy going to stop playing games and finally wear his exquisite lucite heels out in public. You know he probably has a collection that rivals the Empress of Lucite’s. He wears them around his Scientology sex dungeon. They make him feel like the statuesque vixen he is inside.

After Tommy finished working it in his sneakers on the streets of Manhattan, he took Suri to the Build-A-Bear Workshop. Awww….isn’t that sweet? Now they have matching toy bears! Maybe Tommy’s pet bear, John Travolta, and Suri’s new bear can have a tea party together. Although, Johnny should probably leave the butt plug at home when he comes over for their playdate.

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