Miley And Billy Ray Just Don’t Give An Eff!

September 21, 2008 / Posted by:

Looks like this country bumpkin and her possum-haired pa are turning into some greedy ass motherfuckers. What’s the matter, you don’t have enough Firebirds sitting on cinderblocks in your front yard?

Sounds to me like Billy Ray has been filling Miley’s head full of raccoon shit. Apparently, her TV show “Hannah Montana” isn’t making enough scratch to support his mullet habit and his wife’s other lil’ chilluns. So he needs his cash cow to make more cash.

Doesn’t this heartless hillbilly care about her little fans?! 30-year-old dues who live in their mothers basement and eat Cheerios for breakfast, lunch and dinner will be heartbroken and devastated!

According to TMZ, sources say Miley is acting like a brat, showing up late to the set and pissing off the cast and crew. They also claim Billy Ray has told people on the set that they’re only going to do twelve more episodes and then they’re out. But the whore machine known as Disney insisted that they finish the twenty-four episode season and will be doing another six episodes. I’m sure there’s also contracts involved to prevent any quitting or firing from happening.

Billy and Miley would be extremely stupid to dump her TV show. I mean, what will they do when her singing career tanks and they can’t afford all those back country luxuries… moonshine and Pabst Blue Ribbon?

Here’s a few pictures of Miley with a friend and some blended coffee drinks in Los Angeles yesterday. That’s right. That ho knows better than to buy a Starbucks Frapp. That drink is off-limits! There’s only one pork-rind-lovin’ popstar in Los Angeles who gets to drink those things.

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