He’s Just Being George Michael
George Michael, the singer not the kid from “Arrested Development,” was arrested inside a public bathroom in London last night for possession of weed and crack. Can you imagine if George Michael Bluth from AD was arrested in a public bathroom? Lucille would probably give him a hug and a Hot Toddy. I digress.
The police were tipped off by a toilet attendant after they witnessed George loitering around the underground bathrooms in London’s Hampstead Heath. George was just looking for a little cock to go with his crack!
45-year-old George was busted and taken to the police station where he was cautioned. I like it when they say “cautioned.” I picture them sternly looking at George and saying, “Now don’t do this again, Georgie! Here’s a letter you must take to your parents. I want them to sign it and bring it back to me. You’ve been very bad! Very bad!”
This isn’t Georgie’s first time at the rodeo…or public bathroom in this case. He was arrested in 1998 for trying to get a little sexy action in a men’s bathroom in Beverly Hills. He’s also been busted a couple of times after he was caught passed out in his car in possession of drugs.
Come on, George!!! It’s called Craigslist and a drug dealer who makes house calls. Look into it! If he loves public bathrooms so much, he should build one in his back garden or something. He should install a men’s public toilet and a car for sleeping.
Honestly, he’s getting too old for this shit. He should never use a public bathroom. They are bad news. And crack?! Seriously? Did we not learn anything from Wino?