The past few days have been a little quiet on the BABY!!!! front, so it was nice of Marky Mark to help fill the celebrity baby quota for the week. UsWeekly reports that Marky’s wife-to-be, Rhea Durham, had a baby boy this past Tuesday in Los Angeles. A name hasn’t been released.
What is with these celebrities and not releasing their new baby’s name?! I mean, Jason Lee still hasn’t told us what he named his newborn daughter and I’ve been waiting like a crazy person! The nerve.
Hopefully, Marky used his fiancee’s last name on the birth certificate and called their son Bull. Bull Durham. Or if they insist on using Marky’s last name, they should name him Wah Wah. Wah Wah Wahlberg. Knowing these two lumps of oatmeal, they are going to name him something extra generic and boring like Michael. And yes, they already have a son named Michael. But what’s another Michael? You know, because there just aren’t enough Michaels.
For real, growing up with the name Michael is some confusing shit. As a young homo child, there were always at least 2 other Michaels in all of my classes. Teachers starting calling me Michael K, because they got sick of all of us turning our heads around every time we heard the name “Michael.” I don’t even bother turning around when I hear my name anymore. It’s usually someone else. If you ever see me walking down the street, don’t say my name to get my attention. Just call me a “dumb bitch.” I usually answer to that.