International supermodel and luxury headband designer Phoebe Price will grace the Emmys this Sunday in hopes of adding a lot more chicken cutlet glamour to the show. The Emmy whores should be on their knees kissing her freckled feet, because she’s doing them a favor. PP is a major motion picture actress who shouldn’t be fraternizing with TV folk.
Besides, who’s going to pose on Robertson Blvd. this Sunday while PP is busy being the hottest seat warmer in the business at the Emmys? Robertson is going to be filled with a whole lot of lonely without Chicken Cutlets.
Yesterday, PP visited one of the Emmy swag suites to pick up a bunch of free shit to sell on eBay. That’s how she pays her rent. I’m fucking lying! She probably doesn’t even keep that shit. Every month, PP and the elegant Shauna Sand travel to a third-world country to donate their free swag. I bet you Saint Angelina doesn’t even do that!
While picking up luxurious items like chewing gum and hair dryers, PP stopped to talk with the Associated Press. Yes, the Associated Press. She said: “I always like seeing the latest stuff. I get inspired to see what different designers have to offer.” PP is truly a creative soul. Only a true artiste could be inspired by chewing gum.
She also said her Emmy dress is “very provocative”and will “cause quite a stir.” What does that mean?! If she wears nothing but BBQ sauce and boiled chicken skins, I will faint into a pile of cutlets.
Here’s some pictures of PP posing with more inanimate objects at Melanie Siegel’s Emmy House. I also threw in some pictures of Chicken Cutlets looking like an extra from “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” while doing a cartwheel in some random parking lot.