They Totally Want Each Other

Gus Van Zant directed James Franco in that new “Milk” movie and he also interviewed him for Interview Magazine (via Radar Online). During their conversation, cover girl Zac Efron’s name came up. Gus offered him the small role of “pizza guy” in “Milk.” And by “pizza guy” he means “Pass Around Pam.” Anygay, James talks about how he met Zac at the VMAS. I bet you James had a boner while he was telling the story.

JF: So then when I saw him at the MTV Movie Awards, I was like, “Hey man Good to meet you, Zac. I really like the movie, and I just worked with Gus, and he tried to get you in the movie.” And Zac was like, “Yeah, yeah. It just didn’t work out.” And I was like, “Well you should really do a movie with Gus. I think it would be a good contrast to your other stuff.” He’s like, “Yeah, maybe.” And then I was walking away to go back to my seat, and he tapped me on the shoulder and said, “We should do it together, man.” And he, like, gave me a high five. He was really the nicest guy.

GVS: Yeah. He is really nice. We should all do a Judd Apatow movie. You and Zac and me.

JF: Yeah. You should do a movie that Judd produces, and we’ll do it with Zac. What do you think?

GVS: Keep your eyes open for it.

JF: What kind of movie do you think it could be?

GVS: I’ll have to think about that one.

JF: IF you have an idea and it’s like me and Zac playing basketball or delivering pizzas or whatever, I’m in.

They totally want to lick each other’s peens. I mean, they high-fived! They might as well have sucked each other’s assholes right there in front of everyone. I would’ve been okay with this as long as they taped it and then immediately uploaded it to the internet.

James and Zac as basketball playing pizza delivery guys? Um….two words immediately come to mind: GAY PORN. Since Judd Apatow is involved, here’s a few titles they can choose from:

Step Brothers Who Do Each Other
The 40 Year Old Butt Virgin
Peen In Asshole Express

VIA Gawker