Take A Good Look

September 19, 2008 / Posted by:

This is going to be your drunk ass this weekend. Hopefully, me too.

Kate Moss is totally trying to keep the vom from coming up. She’s closing her eyes and concentrating, but something tells me Allegra Versace was covered in cokey barf by the end of that car ride. Kate needs to take lessons from this one chick I got drunk with once. This ho barfed into a Corona bottle perfectly. She didn’t spill one drop. And then she just threw it into the trash can and said, “Let’s do a shot!” That takes major skill. She should go on “America’s Got Talent.”

Here’s Kate being a wasted mess while leaving her third party of the night in London. Why is Kate partying with Kimbo Stewart? Really, Kate? Does Kimbo have the good shit or something? Kate must have been torn up as fuck to be hanging out with Kimbo.

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