Pamela Anderson’s Mystery Date Is One Smart Dummy

September 19, 2008 / Posted by:

If you’re going to touch Pamela Anderson, you should wear this shit. Pamela was escorted to the Vivienne Westwood show in London yesterday by a dude who made sure he was fully protected from her contagious skankness. While other hos caught syphilis every time Pammy sneezed, this dude sat there, laughing at them, because he covered all his bases. Wait. Or maybe that’s just Jacko without his mask on. Hmmm…..

And when is Pammy going to visit Stanley Steemer for a good cleaning? She has a face only a cum facial could love. She needs a good scrubbing! She also needs to treat her plastic chichi sacks better. Those things look like they’re screaming in pain. Triage tittays!

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