Natalie Cole Is In The Hospital

September 19, 2008 / Posted by:

According to People, Natalie Cole has been laid up in a hospital in NYC since last Friday. Natalie’s rep said: “She was doing press in New York last week when she got really sick due to chemotherapy she was undergoing to treat her hepatitis.”

Natalie was diagnosed with hep C this past April. The docs think she got it over 25 years ago from her heroin use.

Natalie’s rep also said that she will go back to Los Angeles in the next few days where she will be on bed rest for an entire month. All of her October appearances have been postponed.

Homegirl should stay in bed and enjoy some hospital Jello. I don’t know why, but I fucking love hospital Jello. Most people think it tastes like watered down Kool-Aid piss, but I love that crap.

In addition to eating plenty of hospital Jello, she should also watch Milo & Otis at least twelve times. I know, I’ve been on a major Milo & Otis kick recently. That movie is the meaning of life. Below is a clip of Milo & Otis scenes set to a Soul Asylum song. HA! Milo & Otis’ love for each other makes me want to give birth to dozens of puppies and kittens, so that they can all be friends.

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