The little robot with the stupid jeans started previews in “All My Sons” on Broadway yesterday and was welcomed by a few friends! Around 20 members of the anti-Scientology group, Anonymous, protested outside of the theater. Some of them wore “V for Vendetta” masks while shouting “SAVE KATIE!”
They said they were not there to boycott Katie or the play. “We are protesting Scientology. It is evil. Scientology kills people. It follows you home at night. It is perverted.”
Damn. It follows you home alright. Those are some brave bitches. I would have worn more than a mask. I would have worn a full suit of armor and protected myself with a vial of truth serum. Those Scientology types hate that shit! Seriously, Tommy Girl probably used his beady alien eyes to memorize the faces and hands of all of the hos raining on his alien parade. They better carry around that truth serum wherever they go or their faces might end up on a milk carton. That’s why I always blog from a bomb shelter covered in pictures of vaginas. If Tommy Girl sees a vagina, he runs the other way. You can never be too safe.
Fox News’ Roger Friedman reports that last night’s first performance was all about Tommy. When he walked into the theater, everyone clapped for his stupid ass. During the performance, Tommy cheered like it was one of his kids’ soccer games. Or like he was at one of his gay alien orgies. “Go Johnny! Ride that ass! You go gurrrrrl! Werrrk it.” Okay, I’m making myself sick.
Tommy also waved and bowed at the audience like he was the star of the show. Somebody really needs to pull that butt plug out of his ass and shove it down his throat. I’m surprised he didn’t jump on the stage during curtain call with Suri in his arms. He’s probably saving that shit for opening night.
Here’s some pictures of Katie on stage with Dianne Wiest and also after the show. Stepford Katie sort of looks normal on stage, but the minute she grabs Tommy’s hand, she turns into a brainwashed middle-aged house frau with a vitamin deficiency. And will Tommy just start wearing stilettos already?