Is The View’s Resident Annoying Bitch Leaving The Show?

September 19, 2008 / Posted by:

The woman on the right obviously approves of Elisabeth Hasselbeck leaving “The View.” The lady’s wish might come true! The National Enquirer (via Popcrunch) reports that Elisabeth is flying the crazy lady coop for a job at Fox News. A match made in hell!

Elisabeth is reportedly considering the job. A source said: “Elisabeth feels she can’t win at The View, but she’s been told by friends at FOX News that they’d find a spot for her without hesitation.” Elisabeth is just as tired of the ladies at The View as they are of her! She feels she constantly has to defend herself. Besides that, when she gets passionate about her opinions, the others make her look like she’s hysterical. But when she doesn’t talk enough, she’s accused of ‘pouting,” says the tattle.”

Hearing Elisabeth’s yappy voice on “The View” makes me want to attack a baby tree with safety scissors, but honestly that shit would be boring with her. There would be nobody to attack! They would all just sit there, sipping their hot water and agreeing with each other. Booooring!

Besides, my asshole would lose out on its daily exercise. Every time she speaks, my no-no hole clenches. If that bitch left, it would get all lazy and out of shape.

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