Battle Of The Crazies

September 19, 2008 / Posted by:

Something tells me that Heather Mills can’t stay away from a court room for too long or her leg starts to get all splintery. The cunt loves a good lawsuit. This time she’s suing her former spokesbitch and fellow crazy, Michele Elyzabeth. By the way, you have to read her name with a lisp. That’s the correct way. Try it again. Mithell Elithabeth.

When Heather and Michele parted ways a little while ago, Michele went to the papers claiming all types of shit. She said Heather purposely tried to smear Paul McCartney’s name during their divorce. She also called Heather a money-obsessed witch with no heart. Let’s all say it together now: tell us something we don’t know!

Heather wants $500,000 from Michele for libel, breach of confidence and illegal lie-telling.

If Heather sued every whore that has called her a “bitch,” she would have to drag in 99% of the world’s inhabitants including animals and plants. I’m sure my fern calls her a “dumb cunt” on a weekly basis.

Source: DM

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