HoHan seems to be putting out a line of shit that’s near and dear to her heart. She has started a new brand-development firm called “Stay Gold.” More like Stay Gross.
HoHan already put a collection of $200 blow job leggings and now she’s working on a cheaper line for hookers on a budget. Her new line of bargain leggings will average around $48. Shit. That’s still too expensive. She needs to design for her demographic: dirty skanks. If I was her, I would put out a collection of disposable leggings. That way if you get a little jizz on them while on the job, you can just throw that shit in the nearest dumpster.
In addition to more leggings, she’s also going to sell a self-tanner. Why the hell would buy tan grease from a bitch who looks like she stains herself with Alli poo. Click here if you don’t know what I’m talking about. If I wanted to look like that shit, I’d just cover myself with pizza grease. It’s cheaper and smells delicious.