Shocking Development Of The Day

September 18, 2008 / Posted by:

Pat “you are so fucking hot” O’Brien has been fired is leaving “The Insider.” Whoever didn’t see this coming really needs to eat more fish for dinner.

Pat was already demoted after he went to rehab for being a cokehead. Earlier this week, an e-mail Pat sent to the staff of “The Insider” got leaked. He trash talked Lara Spencer in the e-mail and also talked about how he wanted to save the world or something.

CBS wouldn’t say why they parted ways with the dude who wants to “get some hookers and coke.” They issued this statement:

“Pat O’Brien is a talented broadcaster who has been a part of The Insider family from the very beginning. Although we have decided to part ways, everyone at CBS Television Distribution and The Insider greatly appreciate and respect all his contributions to our show. We wish Pat much success in his future endeavors.”

Lara Spencer is totally celebrating this news by treating herself to a full-size Oreo cookie pie from Baskin Robbins. She’s going to eat the whole thing one sitting while letting her dog lick her toes. I’m telling you. I’m convinced those entertainment news show robots are freaks!

So now what’s going to happen to Pat O’Brien? I hear the phone sex business is pretty lucrative….

P.S. – Why does Pat’s face look like that?

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