Metallica fan refused to shave his beard until the band released their next album. That takes dedication and a lot of weed. – SOW
I didn’t know Gymboree made clothes for adults. – I’m Not Obsessed
Pamela Anderson looking so pure and virginal in white – ICYDK
Those stupid ass Jerry Seinfeld ads for Microsoft have been dropped – Mollygood
Courtney Love has the Amy Wino look down pat – A Socialite’s Life
Noel Gallagher is Captain Obvious – Holy Moly!
Bimbo overload. Hef says all 3 of his girlfriends will get their own shows – Celebitchy