Morning Wood

September 18, 2008 / Posted by:

Metallica fan refused to shave his beard until the band released their next album. That takes dedication and a lot of weed. – SOW

I didn’t know Gymboree made clothes for adults. – I’m Not Obsessed

Pamela Anderson looking so pure and virginal in white – ICYDK

Those stupid ass Jerry Seinfeld ads for Microsoft have been dropped – Mollygood

Courtney Love has the Amy Wino look down pat – A Socialite’s Life

Noel Gallagher is Captain Obvious – Holy Moly!

Bimbo overload. Hef says all 3 of his girlfriends will get their own shows – Celebitchy

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