Like The Skank Cares!

September 18, 2008 / Posted by:

Wonky McValtrex was reportedly “devastated” after finding out two of her pooches were murdered by coyotes last night. A source told (via NYDN) that Wonky has been crying all day long.

They really want me to believe that this nasty skeezer actually shed a tear? Can tears even come out of her wonk eye? Please. When Wonky was told that her dogs went to heaven, she probably shrugged it off, removed the crab that was feeding off one of her herp warts, got into her fugly car, drove to the pet store and bought two replacements! Or maybe she didn’t notice at all. There’s at least 17 dogs living in that bitch’s house. Herself not included.

The poor pooches were probably trying to get away from her skanky ass.

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