Does The Liberator Ramp Even Work?

September 18, 2008 / Posted by:

In “Burning After Reading,” George Clooney plays a sex addict who carries around the “The Liberator Ramp” and a vibrator called “The Silky.” Page Six reports that the sales of both sex toys are on the up thanks to George and the movie. Some retail person said: “Small mentions of adult products in mainstream media can have an outsized effect on sales.”

That ramp shit is obviously for dude-on-chick sex, but I’m still curious about it. Is it like training wheels? The website saysit strategically lifts your lover’s hips to an altitude of 12 inches, offering access at critical angles that accentuate sensitivity.

It’s priced at $112. I’m all for using shit to make your fuckey times experience more enjoyable, but couldn’t you just use sofa cushions? And that shit better be machine washable. Genital juices start to really reek after a couple of days. Especially chunky ass jelly.

Speaking of asses, the ramp also allows sluts to do it doggy style for longer. I’m guessing it helps keep the dick from falling out. Because when the dick slips out, it really affects the mood in the room. Which reminds me. In straight porn, when the dick falls out, the dude usually slaps the chick’s chocha with his peen a few times. What is the point of that? Is he preparing it for re-entry?

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